
State Bicycle Klunker
The Official Bike of Good Times
"Less Tech, More Fun."
Remember when bikes were just about having fun? The Klunker does. This bike is a glorious tribute to the early days of mountain biking, blended with the carefree spirit of a BMX cruiser. There are no shifters to adjust, no suspension to tune—just a bombproof steel frame, wide moto bars, and a simple coaster brake. It’s a pure, unfiltered riding experience built for skidding down dirt paths, cruising to the corner store, and getting a little sideways. It's not about performance; it's about maximum fun with minimum fuss.
This Is The Tool For You If...
- You believe the primary purpose of a bike is to have a good time.
- You want a simple, durable, and stylish bike with zero maintenance headaches.
- You love the retro vibe of old-school mountain bikes and BMX cruisers.
- You need a fun-loving machine for neighborhood rips and casual trail rides.

Built for Good Times

Durable, Simple, and Ready to Rip
The Klunker is all about carefree fun, and that starts with its construction. Feel the solid, reassuring strength of the durable steel frame, built to handle curb hops, dirt paths, and whatever shenanigans you get into. The wide, 2.3" mountain bike tires provide a cushioned ride and tenacious grip, letting you float over rough patches. It’s a simple, rugged machine that encourages you to play, explore, and not take things too seriously.
Pure & Simple Control
Get a Grip
Grab onto the wide, BMX-style handlebars and feel instantly in control. This isn't an aggressive, hunched-over riding position; it's a confident, upright stance that's perfect for scanning your surroundings and reacting to whatever comes your way. Paired with the intuitive coaster brake—just pedal backward to stop—it’s the simplest, most direct control system imaginable. It’s a setup that feels nostalgic, comfortable, and ready for action.

Key Features
Durable Steel Frame & Fork
A bombproof foundation that provides a smooth ride and comes with a 5-year warranty for peace of mind.
BMX Style V-bar
Extra-wide 30" bars with a 7" rise give you maximum control and a comfortable, upright riding position.
WTB Mountain Bike Tires
Wide 2.3" tires provide excellent cushioning and grip on a variety of surfaces, from pavement to dirt.
Coaster Brake
The ultimate in simplicity and low maintenance. Just pedal backward to engage the brake for easy, intuitive stopping.
Built-in Bottle Opener
Because some rides end with a refreshing beverage. We've got you covered.
See It In Action
Specifications
FRAME | Durable Steel Frame & Fork |
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HANDLEBARS | BMX Style V-bar w/ 7" rise & Vans Grips |
WHEELS | Durable 36h Rims w/ 2.3" WTB Tires |
GEAR | 42t Crank with 22t Coaster Cog |
BRAKES | Coaster Brake (Pedal Backwards) |
SADDLE | Retro-style Leatherette Comfort Saddle |
PEDALS | Flat MTB Style Platform Pedals |
EXTRAS | Bottle Opener Included |
Sizing
One size fits most, recommended for riders 5'5" to 6'3".
Performance Ratings
Belcopia Rating
94%
The Klunker is a masterpiece of fun-focused design. It strips away all complexity, leaving a bombproof, stylish, and incredibly enjoyable bike for anyone. It's a reminder of why we all started riding in the first place: for the pure, simple joy of it.